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程序员囧事三篇

  1、热火朝天的办公室,一精壮青年一边啃着馒头,一边看着眼前产品,愁眉紧锁的他陷入了沉思:产品下一步应该怎么走?如何保证代码质量?如何缩短项目时间?如何控制项目成本?一个个难题需要他思索,抉择。此时,传来项目经理的吆喝:“程旭元,先别敲代码了!给我修下电脑……”
 
2、《神秘的程序员》之条件反射:这怎么可能!以前从来没出过问题。我这儿咋就是正常滴?你一定是安装了错误的版本。。。
 

3、同事婚后家庭一直很和谐,成为公司里的“模范丈夫”。大家追问诀窍,他说一直在用随机函数处理家庭,随后在QQ群里敲出如下代码: Talk(){:top word(1)=”恩!”; word(2)=”好的!”;word(3)=”然后呢?”;word(4)=”有道理”;i=random(4); say word(i) goto top;}


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