你TMD喝果汁也会醉? - 小灰博客

你TMD喝果汁也会醉?

文章来源：小灰博客| 时间：2013-10-09 16:21:21| 作者：Leo　| 0 条评论

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现在的女生真TM会装，刚刚和几个朋友KTV小聚，最后走的时候女神说她喝醉了要我送她回家，我说你TMD喝果汁也会醉? 幸亏老子机灵，要不今下午又耽误写代码了。

什么是兄弟？兄弟就是50年后你老了躺在床上，我问你喝水不？你摇头。吃水果不？你还是摇头。我再问：帮我的代码找一下Bug？你睁大眼睛，眼里闪着泪花。兄弟，扶我起来试试。。。

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